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Sorry we are still recovering from the Pats Super Bowl choke and a runny nose.
Management

today's word is 'genius'

Belicheck is 'genius' on a mission...


Manny is 'genius' in a doo-rag.




Genius is not...GW wants to give telco companies immunity against litigation if they are caught wiretapping my ass...

Genius is....Mitt Romney looks like the loan officer at the Money Store...

Genius is not being a pussy...The presidential candidates are all backing off on the 'attack' politics and going into a soft love-zone defense...watch what happens when some poll tells them it's not working...

A genius past...Dems like the idea of Bill Clinton but not the reality...

Genius is protecting your investments...They locked Britney Spears up so her mom could protect the cash...and get the paper work together for her last check-out...

Genius is eccentricity...Go Ron Paul...

Genius is free-range...All the time you were stuffing that farme-raised salmon down your gullet you were packing your system with fresh, invigorating mercury...

Genius is not messing with motha nature...I don't know about you, but I'm not rushing out to by a 'cloned' t-bone....

Genius is turning the video box off...I've already got election fatigue...

Genius is closing your eyes...I got 'lost' watching 'Lost'....

Genius is genus...Do you think the Daniel Day Lewis character from 'There Will be Blood' is related to the Bush family...oh, wait a minute, they're from Connecticut...

Genius is sometimes just not being a complete and utter dumb-ass....Rudy can you help me out? I need suggestions on a security detail for my mistress...

Genius is recognizing genius...Patriots 42 - Giants 17 - It ain't gonna be pretty. Make sure you've got alot of liquer, cheese dip and qualudes...

I smell something burning...

the blakes - don't bother me

I feel this way all the time...

Agents of Change

It's been awhile. My posting has fallen victim to my general holiday malaise, family responsibilties and my lack of coherent thought patterns...or maybe it was all that tryptophan.

Some road-kill:

Hillary is almost becoming a sympathetic character which doesn't bode well for Obama. Is it just me or is B.O. hitting the JFK bag of tricks just a wee-bit too often? Bill better watch the blood pressure and stick to his no-intern diet...

The Rocket may have added something to his fuel. If Roger were say, Barry Bonds, he'd already be serving time. The whole recording of the phone call to speak to the sick son thing adds a stanky layer of sleaze to Roger's steroid denials...

My Beantown Boys (Celts, Sox, Pats, not so much Bruins) have almost shaken me out of my funk. I wish the NHL would go back to 'old-time' hockey when men were men, i.e. fighting, and hat-tricks were accomplished by individual players - not a whole team. Maybe tightening the immigration laws would help.

Where's Al Gore? Is he in the edit room somewhere cutting that Pygmy Rabbit doc?

The Presidential Primaries feel like a bad espisode of "Lost". You just feel so manipulated.

I think we need another TV dance show. My latest concept, "Dancing With the Guys on the Nightshift", kind of a blue collar, guy-on-guy thing...

I'll pay $5 to anyone who takes out Dr. Phil...

Can anyone explain why Britney Spears appears to drive around all night in low-end American-made shit-boxes with no apparent goal other than to create havoc? Most wacked-out celebs send the under-paid assistant out for the Slim Jims, Red Bull and mancandy.

I'm back to appreciating John McCain. He's going down but it will be a glorious fight...just no prepared speeches please.

I think Rudy G. is going to need to call in a bomb threat or something to kick-start his campaign. Anybody got Bernie Kerak's phone number...

Prediction: Pat's 34 - Jags 13

cranky ross

A personal attack on me by own relatives...

a blissful respite

The new boys of summer. I still haven't gotten my head around the 'Idiots of 04'. Wild fires are smoldering - isn't it a bitch when stars have to relocate. I hear Carrot Tops pad got singed. Is Hillary the next Bill? Will I ever see another striped bass? I see a love match in Britney and Tommy Lee...am I right? Does the population of every country we are introducing to the tasty treat of Democracy have to hate our guts - is it something we do, who we are or are we all the secret love-childrens of Dick Cheney?
Manny is a 'Bad Man'. Ellen Degeneres loves and leaves more puppies than Pam Anderson on a long weekend. Is Bono playing weddings yet? Sorry it should have read Sting. The Knicks are going to play a more physical brand of defense this season, they practiced it around the team's offices groping secretaries and cheerleaders...
I don't care what anybody says, Alec Baldwin is one funny a-hole - talent shines through. Spice Girls are back - why? Just thinking of that Clash show at Bonds in Times Square back '81'. They don't make bands like that anymore...

somebody woke up my possum...

It's been a rough three months. Between Senators playing footsie in the mensroom and Billy Belichick getting nailed for doing some Paris Hilton-style video-voyeurism of the NY Jets coaching staff my Tivo is spinning!
(note I don't really own a Tivo)

The Yankees hit Beantown tonight presenting my Bosox with a glowing opportunity to regain some of that 2004 karma, a complexion rejuvenating event that only a sound bitch-slapping of Joe Torre's Midtown Merceneries can provide. Anything less than a Boston sweep will be totally unacceptable. Let's leave A-Rod's head spinning like the molecular structure of Britney's cellulite at the VMA's.

A few questions:
- Where's Al Gore - making a movie?
- Can Ron Paul win a primary?
- Will Mitt Romney ever have a hair out of place? (see also Edwards, John)
- Can Rudy "I've had more wives than a good Mormon" Guiliani really get the Christian Right in his limo?
- When's K-Feds next release?
- Was it fair of Tiger to hit the roids?
- When can I proudly break-out my Belichick/Patriot's hoodie again at cocktail parties?
- Do you know what a yurt is?
- Which will come first? The initial troop pullout from Iraq or a Hilary/Obama presidential ticket?